Marriage Survival Kit

Don't waste your money on a marriage counselor when you can easily purchase this fun Marriage Survival Kit. The kit comes complete with kissable lips, a bandaid for a broken heart, massage lotion, Spanish Fly aphrodesiac, a tickler for sexual fun or teasing, a pencil to craft the perfect love note or letter of apology, a rope to create the ties that bind, and a whistle to help referee your quarrels. The perfect gift for newlyweds or anniversaries, the Marriage Survival Kit will get that unhappy couple laughing together again.